You want me to pee in that?
If you are invited to tea, you go to tea; if you go to tea, you drink the tea.
Internet? Good luck.
Myzungus (white-skinned foreigners) are a blessing—a symbol of good fortune.
Beer is cheap. Very cheap.
Greetings with passersby usually go like this:
“Hello, I’m good, how are you?”
“I’m fine owah yoo!”
Meal #1: beans, rice, potatoes, cabbage.
Meals #2 - present: beans, rice, potatoes, cabbage.
Haven’t ridden a boda boda (motorcycle taxi) yet. Must get over fear of death first.
You think your church service is long?
Still not understanding the appeal of fried grasshoppers.
Kids love—love—getting their pictures taken.
Life is slow: stand and stand, sit and sit; stand and stand, sit (and sit).
Green green green green green.
More people go barefoot than not.
As I mentioned before: shock absorbers? Anyone? Anyone?
One word: self-sufficiency.